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Blonde Jokes joke #11108
A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11108.html
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Blonde Jokes joke #11109
There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went homeJoke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11109.html
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Blonde Jokes joke #11110
There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11110.html
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Blonde Jokes joke #11111
A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, "It's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ass!"Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11111.html
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Blonde Jokes joke #11112
Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"Joke Permalink: http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11112.html
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Blonde Jokes joke #11113
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, "Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are."The cashier leaned over the counter and said:
"Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg"
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Blonde Jokes joke #11114
What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?A rooster says cock-le-dood-le-doo...
A blonde says any-cock-le-doo...
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Blonde Jokes joke #11115
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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