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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a chair at the same time?
How do you get four gay guys to sit on a chair at the same time?Turn it upside down.
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Pinocchio and Splinters
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem."Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
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Looking at cards
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No."A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"
"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"
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The flasher retiring
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?He decided to stick it out for one more year!
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