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A woman went to the counter to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The clerk asked, "Would you like it inscribed 'For...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his dri...

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: * A half-gallon of 2% milk * A carton of eggs * A quart o...

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and t...

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